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American Voices

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Flavored Cigarettes Banned

The FDA ban on cigarettes flavored with cloves or fruit—but not menthol—took effect this week. What do you think?

Asian Man

Peter Tudyk,
Optical Manager
"It's really disappointing that we need the government to tell people they shouldn't be smoking clove-flavored cigarettes."

Old Man

Jake Karuschkat,
Unemployed
"I think that, in the interest of fairness, Bud Light Lime should have to go as well."

Old Woman

Darla McCann,
Help Desk Technician
"Bummer. With clove cigarettes a thing of the past, it won't be long before the Cure breaks up."

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