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American Voices

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Flies Have Constant Escape Plan

Researchers have found that flies are hard to swat because they are able to calculate an escape route within milliseconds of spotting a threat. What do you think?

Young Woman

Andie Pompillio,
Gate Clerk
"That's why I always become friends with the fly. Then they never see it coming."

Black Man

Arik Svedman,
Systems Analyst
"Sometimes I feel like I hear their tiny little laughter. Did the researchers say anything about that?"

Young Man

Milt Carey,
Recycling Yard Worker
"I wish I had that. Instead, I always get punched in the back of the head while I'm trying to run away."

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