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American Voices

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Florida Evicts Bridge-Dwelling Sex Offenders

The state of Florida is dissuading sex offenders from continuing to live under a bridge, despite their claims that existing ordinances prevent them from living elsewhere. What do you think?

Asian Man

Duncan Garfield,
Pizza Cook
"I hope all this talk of sex offenders doesn't tarnish the squeaky-clean image of the common bridge-dweller."

Old Man

Alex Gladstone,
Nail Salon Worker
"I know that sometimes it's difficult to have sympathy for sex offenders, but just pretend for a minute that one of them was your father."

Old Woman

Mallory Ryan,
Marketing Consultant
"This is an outrage. My children drive over that bridge!"

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