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American Voices

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Football Players Suffering Brain Damage

Doctors have found a type of brain damage usually associated with boxers in six NFL players who died at age 50 or younger. What do you think?

Asian Man

Chad Flaherty,
Flooring Sales Representative
"I've always said that players shouldn't be allowed onto the football field unless they've been doing rigorous exercises to toughen the brain."

Old Man

Matt Pergament,
Public Relations
"If I'd known professional football was so dangerous, I never would have let my son join the Atlanta Falcons."

Old Woman

Francis Judson,
IT Specialist
"Perhaps they should sign a waiver indicating they are willing to take the risk in exchange for, say, tens of millions of dollars."

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