The Onion

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

France Says Prepare For Iran War

France's Foreign Minister, Bernard Kouchner said that the world must prepare for the prospect of war if Iran obtains nuclear weapons. What do you think?

Asian Man

Pierre Duchamp,
Waiter
"This is, uh, how you say 'bad?'"

Young Woman

Jenny Klipstein,
Wedding Planner
"The French should lure Iran with their rich, cream-heavy foods, then attack from within."

Old Man

Travis Cullum,
Graffiti Remover
"Finally. It's about time they quit being so French about everything."

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