Franken Likely Winner
After nearly two months of recounts, Al Franken is the likely winner of the contested Minnesota Senate race. What do you think?
Oscar Hildebrandt,
Cement Truck Driver
"Wow, what an incredible turn of events this managed to be for him, Al Franken."
Lena Gochenauer,
Dishwasher
"This bodes well for Sandler versus Brownback in 2010."
Mike Klein,
Accountant
"When I volunteered to work on Election Day, I never thought it would lead to two months of incessant counting. I miss my family."
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