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American Voices

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Germans Making 'Green' Bombs

Scientists in Germany are experimenting with new environmentally friendly explosives to use in combat. What do you think?

Asian Man

Logan Richardson,
Wedding Planner
"That's smart since peace talks spawn such a huge waste of paper."

Old Man

Matthew Moore,
Graphic Designer
"Well, if it's anything like the 'green' dishwashing liquid my wife makes us use, you'll have to use a ton of these 'green' bombs to have the same effect as one regular one."

Old Woman

Anna Hartsell,
Custodian
"Well that solves all of the issues that I have with warfare."

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