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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

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Girls=Boys in Math

Researchers for the National Science Foundation have found that boys and girls now perform equally in standardized math tests. What do you think?

Old Man

Luke Casey,
Industrial Loom Operator
"But linear algebra was the only thing that ever made me feel like a man."

Asian Man

Max Thomas,
Cashier
"Great, that's all I need. My wife knowing the exact moment I arrive in Boston if my train left New York traveling at 60 miles per hour."

Young Woman

Michelle Banks,
Horticulturist
"All I know is, every time I try to solve a complex math problem, my breasts get in the way."

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