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Monday, August 4, 2008

Giuliani's Son Suing Duke Over Golf

Andrew Giuliani is suing Duke University after being recruited for, then removed from, the Duke University golf team. What do you think?

Young Man

Hugo Allen,
Systems Analyst
"Does Duke even know who his father was?"

Old Woman

Sara Gill,
Copy Store Clerk
"I wish I'd thought of suing when my university recruited me for history and then I flunked."

Old Man

Dave King,
Newspaper Vendor
"This younger Giuliani seems to lack the 9/11 cred that made his dad so great. This guy needs a golf 9/11."

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