Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market
With the country in the grips of a deep recession, college students will be graduating in a bad job market. What do you think?
Dana Roren,
Sandwich Board Person
"Yeah? Well, just tell them to stay away from my job. Hey, do you like men's suits? Two-for-one, today only!"
Frank Bruckner,
Bathtub Fabricator
"My son should be okay, as 91% of DeVry alums find positions in their chosen career fields within six months of graduating."
Daniel Edelston,
Systems Analyst
"Just goes to show you that a good education is no substitute for a well connected father."
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