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American Voices

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Graduating Seniors Face Bleak Job Market

With the country in the grips of a deep recession, college students will be graduating in a bad job market. What do you think?

Young Woman

Dana Roren,
Sandwich Board Person
"Yeah? Well, just tell them to stay away from my job. Hey, do you like men's suits? Two-for-one, today only!"

Black Man

Frank Bruckner,
Bathtub Fabricator
"My son should be okay, as 91% of DeVry alums find positions in their chosen career fields within six months of graduating."

Young Man

Daniel Edelston,
Systems Analyst
"Just goes to show you that a good education is no substitute for a well connected father."

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