Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive's extremely popular video game series, will be delayed until after Christmas of this year. What do you think?

Andy Wright,
Caddy
"What?! I'm so fucking angry I could shoot a prostitute in the face!"

Gus Eleusiniotis,
Tree Doctor
"Well, I suppose until then I can relax with a fine glass of wine and brush up on my Dostoevsky."

Janel Thayre,
Artist
"That's okay. I never know what to get my friends for Martin Luther King Day, and now it looks like this video game will be out just in time."