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American Voices

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Granite Countertops May Contain Uranium

Many homeowners are having to remove their new countertops because the granite in them has been found to emit hazardous levels of radon. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sharon Kypke,
Horse Trainer
"I wondered why my Kenmore under-cupboard Geiger counter was going crazy."

Black Man

Dick Jefferts,
Systems Analyst
"Get rid of my gorgeous granite countertops just because of some measly radiation emissions? I don't think so. From now on, it's daily potassium iodide tablets for me and my family."

Young Man

Raul Parsons,
Security Guard
"It's really the kids I feel sorry for. Those spoiled, rotten kids."

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