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American Voices

Friday, May 22, 2009

Guantánamo Closure Delayed

By a margin of 90-6, the Senate voted down funding to relocate the 240 inmates being held at Guantánamo Bay to facilities on American soil. What do you think?

Young Woman

Martha DePrima,
Systems Analyst
"Maybe if we leave it open just one more week, we'll find out if they did it."

Young Man

Ulrich Schuknecht,
Unemployed
"You don't close a detention camp. You make it bigger and spikier."

Black Man

Dan Everson,
Saddle Stitcher
"What a relief. Next to death and divorce, moving is the most painful thing in the world."

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