Friday, September 5, 2008
Gum May Aid Colon Surgery Recovery
British researchers found that patients who chewed gum after undergoing colon surgery had bowel movements sooner than those who did not. What do you think?
Wanda Tyler,
Teacher
"Not in my classroom they wouldn't have."
Paul Burbridge,
Systems Analyst
"Constipation is a small price to pay to maintain my loyalty to Tic Tacs."
Andy Sohn,
Clothing Inspector
"Is anyone in that big a hurry to get these colon-less humans to shit again?"
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11.20.09
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After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you...
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11.19.09
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The Obama administration will propose that safety regulations for subways and commuter trains be put under the jurisdiction of the federal...
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11.18.09
| Issue 45•47
Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of...
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11.17.09
| Issue 45•52
The Federal Reserve is prohibiting banks from collecting overdraft fees on purchases paid with a debit card unless customers opt in to programs that...
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11.16.09
| Issue 45•47
After airing five episodes, ABC has canceled the Kelsey Grammer disgraced-CEO-returns-to-small-hometown sitcom Hank. What do you...
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11.13.09
| Issue 45•46
The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?