Gum May Aid Colon Surgery Recovery

Friday, September 5, 2008

British researchers found that patients who chewed gum after undergoing colon surgery had bowel movements sooner than those who did not. What do you think?

Wanda Tyler,
Teacher
"Not in my classroom they wouldn't have."

Paul Burbridge,
Systems Analyst
"Constipation is a small price to pay to maintain my loyalty to Tic Tacs."

Andy Sohn,
Clothing Inspector
"Is anyone in that big a hurry to get these colon-less humans to shit again?"

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