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American Voices

Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Restrictions Against Sex Offenders Blocked

Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as unenforceable. What do you think?

Young Woman

Penny Adler,
Systems Analyst
"Okay, but during the parade, they ought to stay squarely inside the sex offenders' float."

Young Man

Oscar Souble,
Claims Adjuster
"As a registered sex offender, I can assure you that I spend most of my time inside with the lights out anyway."

Black Man

Glenn Bauer,
Heavy Equipment Mechanic
"Probably because a suspiciously dark house on Halloween would attract even sexier kids."

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