The Onion

Monday, March 5, 2007

Harry Potter Nude

Actor Daniel Radcliffe, best known for his role as Harry Potter in the same-titled film series is appearing in a London production of the play Equus, complete with a nude scene. What do you think?

Old Man

Stan Ostroff,
Social Worker
"Ah, teenagers. He's just going through that phase where you want the world to see your flaccid wiener."

Old Woman

Shawna Deutsch,
Demolitionist
"What makes these people think there's a market for ex-child stars doing nude scenes?"

Young Man

Benjamin Mather,
Student
"A play? Well that sucks. How am I supposed to download that?"

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