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American Voices

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Harvard's First Female President

Harvard University has selected its first female president. What do you think?

Young Woman

Pam Garber,
Systems Analyst
"This is quite a sea change. One has to wonder whether this will lead to new policies, like admitting the smart poor, or the non-gentry idiots."

Black Man

Kent Livermore,
Hammock Maker
"This only proves that to get the same opportunities as men, women have to work twice as hard and have twice as many fathers on the board of trustees."

Young Man

Dabney Alterman,
Video Rental Clerk
"She's still white, though, right? Thank god."

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