The Onion

Monday, November 26, 2007

Hate Crimes Up In '06

The latest FBI statistics show that hate crimes jumped 7.8 percent in 2006. What do you think?

Old Man

Paul Hershey,
Systems Analyst
"This just means that those who commit crimes of passion will have to work that much harder next year."

Old Woman

Veronica Lambert,
Financial Advisor
"Yeah, I remember that. People really hated each other last year. What was the deal?"

Young Man

Alan Dumain,
X-Ray Technician
"Did you ever think that maybe Asians just got 7.8 percent more annoying?"

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