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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Hefner Selling House Next To Playboy Mansion

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is selling the house he owns next to the Playboy Mansion for nearly $28 Million. What do you think?

Young Woman

Amy Seguin,
Drill Press Operator
“Good luck keeping a garden, what with all those Playboy rabbits I keep hearing about.”

Black Man

Clint Opell,
Systems Analyst
“That’s a bit pricey for me. I’m holding out for the trailer adjacent to Larry Flynt’s.”

Young Man

Alex Jarreau,
Enameler
"Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but if I had $28 million to spare, I would spend it on warm clothing."

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