Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Honeybees Dying Mysteriously
American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?
Maureen Pauls,
Enameler
"Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"
Jesse Carver,
Gardener
"Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe...for now."
Jerome Day,
Lathe Operator
"Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"
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