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American Voices

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Honeybees Dying Mysteriously

American honeybees are being wiped out in record numbers by a mysterious illness. What do you think?

Young Woman

Maureen Pauls,
Enameler
"Oh, no–I only have one five-pound jar of honey left! That won't last me more than 25, maybe 30 years!"

Black Man

Jesse Carver,
Gardener
"Fortunately, I've always used swarms of cockroaches to pollinate my rose blossoms, so I'm safe...for now."

Young Man

Jerome Day,
Lathe Operator
"Bees are dying off? Anaphlactastic!"

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