The Onion

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Housing Prices Fall Sharply

The prices of U.S. homes fell by 3.2 percent in the second quarter, the steepest in 20 years. What do you think?

Asian Man

Branch Lewis,
Waste Management
"Great, I'm in the market for a house. Let me know when they drop below $300."

Young Woman

Elisa Fricke,
Aesthetician
"Does this mean I'll be able to buy back my foreclosed home back soon?"

Black Man

Kevin Rodden,
Stylist
"Thank God. Now the pressure's off for me to mow the damn lawn."

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