The Onion

Monday, July 16, 2007

Humans Hardwired For Faith

According to Dr. Andrew Newberg, specific parts of the brain are responsible for the religious feelings humans experience. What do you think?

Old Man

Chris Thewles,
Systems Analyst
"That could explain why people with brain tumors believe there is no God."

Old Woman

Martha Jenkins,
Ergonomist
"Is this the same part of the brain responsible for anti-Semitic, anti-woman, anti-gay feelings?"

Young Man

David Mayne,
Bank Teller
"Finally, concrete proof that religion exists!"

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