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American Voices

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hummer Drivers Get Most Tickets

A study conducted by a statistical information company concluded that drivers of Hummers received 4.63 times the number of citations other drivers did. What do you think?

Asian Man

Lee Laporte,
Generator Mechanic
"Oh, that explains what the little car with the blinky roof lights was doing near me the other day."

Old Man

Gordon Seals,
Inventory Consultant
"I still don't understand why I have to obey traffic laws when I'm clearly such an important person. Conveying that message was the whole reason I bought a Hummer."

Old Woman

Shelly Petrova,
Regional Sales Manager
"That's unfair. People should only get ticketed based on what race they are."

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