The Onion

Friday, December 14, 2007

Ike Turner Dead

Rock and roll pioneer Ike Turner died on Wednesday at 76. What do you think?

Old Woman

Dana Lowenstein,
Systems Analyst
"This guy was real? I though he was just a character Tina Turner made up."

Asian Man

Owen Gambier,
Guitarist
"Does that mean the 4 p.m. Tuesday slot at Oneida Bingo & Casino is open? 'Cause my band is ready to go, baby!"

Old Man

Irving Maypeth,
Photographer
"He was a musical pioneer. It's too bad his reputation was sullied by that last album."

All American Voices

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