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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Illinois Governor Arrested

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on corruption charges stemming from an alleged conspiracy to sell or trade the Senate seat left vacant by Barack Obama. What do you think?

Asian Man

Ethan Strouth,
Mailroom Worker
"I was moved by the governor's heartfelt plea that he be given his fucking money back."

Old Woman

Denise Simmonds,
Dog Groomer
"I should have never had those 'Spitzer-Blagojevich 2012' lawn signs printed up back in February."

John Edwards

John Edwards,
Lawyer
"How much are Senate seats going for these days? I only paid $75,000 for mine back in ’98."

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