The Onion

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Imus Suspended For 2 Weeks

After radio host Don Imus referred to the Rutgers University women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos" on his radio show, CBS suspended him for two weeks. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lisa Wanless,
Systems Analyst
"Cut Imus some slack. The man is under immense pressure to be an asshole every single morning."

Black Man

Ron Coulton,
Pottery Instructor
"How will Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh, Lars Larson, Michael Medved, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Hugh Hewitt, Mark Levin, Mike Gallagher, and Neal Boortz possibly fill the blowhard-talk-show void?"

Young Man

Jerry Mavrides,
Hairdresser
"That's a shame. I guess I'll just listen to smooth jazz for the next two weeks."

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