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Friday, April 24, 2009

Indian Business Students Into 'Mein Kampf'

The Daily Telegraph of London reports that Indian business students are buying Adolf Hitler's autobiography as a sort of management guide. What do you think?

Young Woman

Anne Barrett,
Systems Analyst
"Well, they sure don't want to follow Gandhi's model. All that guy ever did was lose money."

Young Man

Albert Zimmerman,
Gift Wrapper
"I guess that makes sense if you take the Jews to represent scheduling conflicts."

Black Man

Fred Wistow,
Field Assembly Supervisor
“Who better to give management advice than a guy who couldn’t get into art school?”

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