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American Voices

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

'Indy' Not So Hot

Following a screening of the long-awaited Indiana Jones movie at the Cannes Film Festival, reviews have been lukewarm at best. What do you think?

Old Man

Greg Morris,
Bartender
"No worries. George Lucas will fix it 20 years from now."

Young Woman

Kira Pettibon,
Cabinet-Maker
"Uh-oh. Could this spell the end for Steven Spielberg?"

Asian Man

Chuck Migdol,
Private Detective
"Let's not jump to conclusions. How are the reviews of the Crystal Skull ancillary merchandising?"

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