Friday, April 6, 2007
Iran Releases British Sailors
Iran released 15 sailors it had held captive for nearly two weeks, claiming they had entered Iranian waters. What do you think?
Shelly Fontana,
Nail Technician
"Maritime borders are very difficult to determine. I find myself accidentally drifting into the waters of my neighbor's bathtub all the time."
Bert Sutherland,
Systems Analyst
"Considering the way things are going in the Middle East, I'm going to go ahead and call this an American victory."
Zack Skinner,
Box Office Representative
"Oh, that's just fantastic. Now who the hell is going to buy my preemptively crafted 2007 hostage tragedy memorabilia?"
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