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American Voices

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Iran, U.S. Hold Bilateral Talks

The United States and Iran held their first formal talks in 27 years in order to discuss the security of Iraq. What do you think?

Old Woman

Meg Stainer,
Road Construction Worker
"Sky-high gas prices, meeting with Iran, Jimmy Carter in the news, it feels great to be 9 years old again."

Old Man

Nate Williams,
Shoe Cobbler
"If we can neutralize the Iranian influence in the region, our only obstacle to peace will be 99 other influences. Progress!"

Asian Man

Patton Konopka,
Systems Analyst
"Hopefully this will result in some sort of pan-continental mega-theocracy where the religious zealotry of our respective leaders can dictate every aspect of our lives."

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