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Monday, March 24, 2008

Is Europe Al-Qaeda Target?

In a new audiotape, Osama bin Laden blasted Danish newspapers for republishing cartoons featuring images of the Prophet Muhammad, and threatened action against Europeans. What do you think?

Young Man

Ben Chalmers,
Car Stereo Installer
"When is bin Laden going to start talking about real issues, like global warming?"

Old Woman

Amy Myer,
Systems Analyst
"Ah, that bin Laden guy is all talk. Sometimes."

Old Man

Ed Patterson,
Office Supplies Salesman
"It's a waste of time trying to intimidate Denmark. As long as there is one Danish person alive to put a pen to paper, there will be a poorly-rendered, silly-captioned Muhammad cartoon."

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