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American Voices

Monday, November 3, 2008

Jackson 5 To Reunite

Jermaine Jackson announced that the Jackson 5 is reuniting for a tour in 2009. What do you think?

Young Man

Gilbert Pflaum,
Systems Analyst
"This is great—I love the Jackson 5! They are all still adorable kids, right?"

Old Woman

Katie Sackin,
Non-Profit Organizer
"I worry they won't have the same energy they did when their father was there to beat them before each show."

Old Man

Jeff Burns,
Elevator Operator
"Wow! How is it that happiness seems to follow the Jacksons wherever they go?"

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