The Onion

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Jenna Bush Married

First daughter Jenna Bush was married to Henry Chase Hager on her father's ranch in Crawford, TX. What do you think?

Old Man

David Black,
Cashier
"So that makes him the Duke of Virginia now, right?"

Young Woman

Jill Berg,
Florist
"It was good her dad could get down there 65 times over the last eight years and clean up some of that brush for the wedding."

Asian Man

Bob Fridenbourg,
Dock Worker
"Crap. I kinda had my eye on her."

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