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American Voices

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Jessica Biel Searches Infectious

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do you think?

Asian Man

Charlie Biggin,
Meter Reader
"I choose to focus on the other 80 percent that return photos of a nice-looking woman with a phenomenal publicist and a fairly catchy name."

Old Man

Kevin Pozner,
Labor Organizer
"What about combing through her garbage for a memento of some kind? That's harmless, right?"

Old Woman

Charlotte Haber,
UPS Driver
"Once I did a web search on Stephen Hawking, and my PC instantly gained 850 terabytes of memory and a 3-D holographic touch-screen interface."

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