The Onion

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Jimmy Fallon To Host 'Late Night'

NBC officially announced that Jimmy Fallon will replace Conan O'Brien as host of Late Night in 2009. What do you think?

Asian Man

Bill Echols,
Game Warden
"Was that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials unavailable?"

Old Man

Don Lee,
Sonographer
"I didn't know his fans were allowed to stay up that late."

Old Woman

Anne MacLean,
Order Filler
"You know, people groaned when they heard Jimmy Kimmel was getting his own show. And now, at least 15 percent of them have changed their tune."

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