Jonas Brothers Film Underperforms
Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience opened this weekend with only $12.7 million at the box office, far less than analysts had expected. What do you think?
Becca Robinson,
Unemployed
"This isn't exactly the first time the Jonas Brothers have 'underperformed,' if you know what I'm saying. I had sex with the Jonas Brothers. Every last one!"
Ian Killeen,
Systems Analyst
“They probably didn’t extend their arms toward the camera enough. That’s pretty much the main reason why people go see 3-D movies.”
Ron Keefe,
I.T. Specialist
“I was going to go. Then I remembered I was a middle-aged man crippled with responsibility.”
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