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American Voices

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Justice Dept.: Justice Dept. Broke Law

An internal review has concluded that aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales used politics as a guiding factor in hiring, thus breaking the law and ruining the reputation of the Justice Department. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tasha Stanton,
Blinds Installer
"I can't tell which Justice Department is the evil Justice Department—they look exactly the same!"

Black Man

Josh Craven,
Limo Driver
"Uh-oh. I used a political criteria to choose my preferred candidate in the 2004 elections. Do I have to turn myself in?"

Young Man

Kyle Soares,
Systems Analyst
"I'm beginning to think I was a little too hard on Ashcroft."

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