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American Voices

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Karl Rove Resigns

In an interview with The Wall Street Journal, Bush adviser Karl Rove said that he would leave his White House post at the end of August and go back to Texas. What do you think?

Young Man

Randolph Greenland,
Pediatrician
"That's going to be tough. He's leaving behind some mighty big strings to pull."

Old Woman

Robin Paulus,
Gas Station Attendant
"Is there any word on whether he'll be vanishing into black mist on or off camera?"

Black Man

Quincy Viernes,
Risk Advisor
"I guess Washington can disillusion even the most spirited of idealists."

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