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American Voices

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Karzai Rival Pulls Out Of Race

Afghan presidential contender Abdullah Abdullah withdrew his candidacy six days before a scheduled runoff election, calling into question the legitimacy of Hamid Karzai's government. What do you think?

Old Man

Greg Dwyer,
Lumber Piler
"The election was corrupt to its very core. There was not a single warlord on the ballot."

Young Woman

Molli Simpson,
Medical Parasitologist
"Wait, he backed out? And here I've still got all these 'Abdullah Abdullah '09' signs up in my yard like a jackass."

Asian Man

Ed Finkler,
Jig Grinder
"He'll be fine. It's only a matter of time till someone offers him a sweet 10-goat book deal."

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