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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Kennedy Has Brain Cancer

While hospitalized for a mysterious seizure, Sen. Ted Kennedy learned he has a malignant brain tumor. What do you think?

Asian Man

Brendan Ackerman,
Taxi Driver
"What a tragedy. Well, not compared to John. Or Robert. Or John-John. But, you know, still kind of a tragedy."

Old Man

Rodney Knollin,
Closet Organizer
"Whoo boy, brain tumor. I hope he's getting lots of fluids and rest. Or running around screaming 'I'm going to die!' Whatever works for him."

Old Woman

Shannon Lazarus,
Photographer
"We're never leaving Iraq, are we?"

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