Kennedy Has Brain Cancer
While hospitalized for a mysterious seizure, Sen. Ted Kennedy learned he has a malignant brain tumor. What do you think?
Brendan Ackerman,
Taxi Driver
"What a tragedy. Well, not compared to John. Or Robert. Or John-John. But, you know, still kind of a tragedy."
Rodney Knollin,
Closet Organizer
"Whoo boy, brain tumor. I hope he's getting lots of fluids and rest. Or running around screaming 'I'm going to die!' Whatever works for him."
Shannon Lazarus,
Photographer
"We're never leaving Iraq, are we?"
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