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American Voices

Friday, February 2, 2007

KFC Purges Trans Fats

Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans fats. What do you think?

Young Woman

Deanna Vitzum,
Bartender
"Why don't they just give us the option between KFC Classic and KFC For Pussies?"

Black Man

Bob Klein,
Systems Analyst
"Like any consumer, I'm comforted to know that the undisclosed substances in my food don't contain as much of a particular thing as they did before."

Young Man

Jerry Patterson,
Cabinet Maker
"In that case, I guess I'll be having my wedding reception at Popeye's instead."

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