Friday, February 2, 2007
KFC Purges Trans Fats
Fried-chicken chain KFC announced that they would change their cooking process to reduce trans fats. What do you think?
Deanna Vitzum,
Bartender
"Why don't they just give us the option between KFC Classic and KFC For Pussies?"
Bob Klein,
Systems Analyst
"Like any consumer, I'm comforted to know that the undisclosed substances in my food don't contain as much of a particular thing as they did before."
Jerry Patterson,
Cabinet Maker
"In that case, I guess I'll be having my wedding reception at Popeye's instead."
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