The Onion

Monday, September 10, 2007

Kid Nation Debuts

Kid Nation, a CBS reality program that places 40 children in a deserted town in the New Mexico desert with no adult supervision, premieres September 19. What do you think?

Old Man

Michael Pantilione,
Dental Hygienist
"I'm eager to see the first season's 'will they or won't they' candidates."

Old Woman

Lindsay Cooper,
Systems Analyst
"If I'm not going to watch my own kids, what makes CBS think I would want to watch some other guy's kids?"

Young Man

Austin Cohen,
Bartender
"This is a really good idea for a show."

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