Kim Jong Il May Have Had Stroke
Following his absence during a parade celebrating the 60th anniversary of North Korea, many are speculating that Kim Jong Il has suffered a stroke. What do you think?
Charlie Cafarelli,
Office Manager
"I guess now they'll probably have to repaint all those thousands of murals of him with one side of his face all droopy."
Geoffrey Thedford,
Acquisitions Assistant
"Well, he is 66—he'd be retiring soon anyway."
Lisa Berg,
Sales Associate
"It's so annoying how whenever you miss a parade everyone thinks you had a stroke."
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