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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Kosovo Independence Rankles Nations

The news of Kosovo’s secession from Serbia has been met with concern by countries such as China and Spain. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jason Madden,
Steamroller Operator
"If Kosovo becomes independent, Taiwan might follow and then China would only have 3.68 of its current 3.7 million square miles."

Old Man

Terry Plumber,
Plumber
"Though I know very little of their politics and current world view, I'm going to trust my sense memory of the word 'Kosovo' and assume this is bad."

Old Woman

Maxine De LaForcade,
Train Conductor
"I just knew things would go to hell when they removed Milosevic from power."

All American Voices

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