The Onion

Monday, October 15, 2007

Laura Bush: U.S. To Condemn Burma

First Lady Laura Bush said Tuesday that the White House was ready to slap sanctions on the Burmese military government if it did not move toward democracy. What do you think?

Old Man

Ian Brannon,
High School Administrator
"I didn't care about Darfur. Good luck getting me to give a shit about Burma.”

Old Woman

Elizabeth Janey,
Systems Analyst
"Shh, nobody tell her those monks aren't Christian.”

Young Man

Jonah Simms,
Salvage Expert
"Gen. Shwe is going to be pretty embarrassed when there's a big, blank space on his wall where the White House Christmas card should be."

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