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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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"Law & Order" Actor Arrested

Former Law & Order star Dennis Farina was arrested and charged with a felony after he took a loaded, unregistered handgun to an airport. What do you think?

Young Woman

Elizabeth Carter,
Systems Analyst
"Can't say I blame him. That Brookstone in Terminal One can get pretty dicey."

Black Man

Lyle Greystoke,
Parachuting Instructor
"There's always one loose cannon in every fictitious television precinct."

Young Man

Doug Napier,
Molecular Geneticist
"What's the big deal? Maybe he was just planning to shoot people on the plane."

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