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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Lower IQs Linked To Epilepsy Medication

Children of women who took the antiseizure drug valproate had lower IQs than those of women on other epilepsy medications. What do you think?

Old Man

Wade Brookner,
Olive Brine Tester
"As someone who lives above a day-care center, I would like to know how these researchers differentiate the low-IQ children from the rest."

Young Woman

Brooke Roberts,
Unemployed
"Who funded this study? Was it those crooks in the Dilantin camp? They never could stand valproate's success."

Asian Man

Kyle Purnell,
Rubber Compounder
"Ha! Pregnant women will eat anything, won't they?"

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