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Friday, May 2, 2008

LSD Inventor Dead

Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who created the hallucinogen LSD, died the age of 102. What do you think?

Young Woman

Jackie Alpert,
Grocer
"Shit. Did anyone remember to write down the recipe for LSD?"

Young Man

Tom Ostin,
Systems Analyst
"It's just like I tell my kids: If you get involved with drugs, you're going to end up dead."

Black Man

Bart Stein,
Helicopter Pilot
"Oh man, there goes my hookup."

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