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Friday, September 25, 2009

Mackenzie Phillips Had Sex With Father

Actress Mackenzie Phillips, star of One Day At A Time, writes in her new memoir that she had a consensual sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas. What do you think?

Young Woman

Christie McQuern,
Systems Analyst
"That is absolutely revolting. Who in their right mind would pick Mackenzie over Chynna?"

Young Man

Keith Cervantes,
Flag Designer
"Seriously? But John Phillips wrote some of the squarest la-la-la pop music ever."

Black Man

Carl Splichalova,
Ignition Specialist
"In that case, I owe my fulminating, hippie-baiting dad an apology."

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